December 2011
nothing is right. regrets regrets regrets.
underthelightsofanfield:
GUYS
ALL I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE IS WATCH SOCCER
CAN I GET PAID FOR THAT
I ask myself this everyday. Sometimes I like to throw in model/dancer/heiress as well as soccer watcher.
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
I worry about our future.
Me too man, me too.
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late nights in dark rooms thinking about decisions made while listening to the boy from that band i didn’t have the balls to hook up with rap. is this going to get better? i miss people so much it hurts.
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you know when you love people so much and they are so far away and it really just hurts? yeah.
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watching Harry Potter every Christmas makes up for...
there really is nothing I love more than Harry Potter.
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it kind of is weird to me that people post their presents on facebook. idk maybe i’m a scrooge.
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I'm a little upset because my family doesn't take...
not gonna lie, my christmas make up is always hella classy…
That's Ghey.: the Michael's online application is... →
aericalauren:
hagridscabin:
the fuck? i will be selling craft supplies.
right? it’s okay though, because you’ll go into the store and be like, “hey, may i speak with the manager?” and they’ll be like, “yeah sure, did you fill out the online application?” and you’ll be like, “yes, did you see it? my…
I was thinking it might go something like that. Seeing as they asked me the same...
the Michael's online application is like 50...
the fuck? i will be selling craft supplies.
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